The Kingdom of VonLancelot
by
VonLancelot
Bio:
He’s insane but he reigns King of Costume
couture – he’s a time traveling fashion deity of the underworld, an inspiration
to historical imaginations, an inseparable force in the fashion underworld. With
over 10,000 costumes under his invincible cloak of imagination, VonLancelot has
become synonymous with high quality, integrity, and originality in reenactment
costume couture.
Youth:
Born of an affluent aristocratic
medieval Da Vinci linage, VonLancelot was asleep when barbarians from the north
killed his mother and father, raped his sister, pillaged his home (a castle)
and left VonLL (then just a boy) flogged and stripped of everything he’d ever
known to fend for his life in the meadowed Alps of Italy.
Exile:Weeks thereafter VonLancelot stumbled
upon the seashores of Genova. On hands and knees VonLL crawled for his salvation
with little food, water or clothing along the gray pebbled beaches and through
the cold waves that lapped the shorelines and whip his face. After eight weeks
of torture from savage demons, sea blistering sores, and the torture of barbarian
memories, he came upon a hideout of medieval pirates. He hid in the underbrush
by the seashore and when night fell he stowed away in a renegade pirate ship
chartered for the Unknown World. Loaded with gold bullion from Spain, slaven feminine
from Morocco and magical spices from the orient, VonLL was about to begin a
voyage of unfathomable imagination.
Unknown that
his destiny for the next many years was to suffer among Wiccan tribes,
interbreed with savage pirates, and mixed with mystical magic, VonLL
assimilated a culture of dark sub-terrain pagan gods, beautiful heavenly goddesses
and fem-warriors of unparalleled valor. Whittling a pair of skillfully carved sandals
he personally painted with Flowers of Paradise for the Princess of Light and
Love he gained his fame which spread across the Unknown World as a protégée of Royal
fashion. He was soon taken into the Court of the high Wiccan Priestess and
convened as personal designer for the entirety of pagan Princesses of the Wiccan
Kingdome and their Courts.
Climb to Deity:
As the story goes VonLancelot became fashion
designer to the most beautiful, gorgeous, powerful Princess of them all and of
the entire Kingdome, but he still yearned one day to return to the civilized
world for the retribution of his family. Upon his swift climb from the savage pirate
child to fashion deity VonLancelot grew from a thin, scraggly young boy into a handsome
desired man of influence – especially with the women. This was both a good and
bad blessing (but, I will go into that later - maybe). Anyway, VonLancelot one
day was taken by the Princess of Light and Love deep down into the Caves of
Power, Wealth and Wisdom of the Pagan Kingdom’s Underworld – basically where
all the power of the Wiccan Kingdome was be known to exist. There he was
bestowed the power by the Princess, from the sword of Light and goblet of Love,
to travel time and space, and was anointed by her to bring back the most
precious, ever unseen fashions and things of beauty for all the Wiccan Princesses